The basic principles of share trading are when Elon Musk tweets that he’s buying into something, you should too. So
we have re-financed the business and matched his $40 billion purchase of a fictional island that houses dinosaurs
because he tweeted a t-rex emoji. We have already made the merchandise to sell, including swimwear of course,
and will be posting pics of the incredible prehistoric animals that stroll around on the island to prove that dinosaurs
really do exist, because if it’s posted online, it must be real.