Taking inspiration from some of the best Fortune 500 companies, our customer service mantra is to over-promise and under deliver, every time, to every customer. It’s a simple motto that has driven us to be a money-focused, immoral corporate shark, aiming to swindle our way to the top. So when you purchase from us, we will put lip stick on everything you buy to disguise the fact we are a shallow, soulless bunch of corporate zombies. |