As we
prepare to colonise Mars and other faraway planets it’s essential that we all
get used to tinned food and dieting pills. As part of the campaign, we plan
to supply your new swimwear in a tin of sweet sugary syrup or a large blister
pack with a raspberry flavoured coating to show you how delicious and
exciting processed products can be. Make the switch now so by the time you
board your flight to Mars you will have forgotten about the joys of eating
fresh, healthy food. |