We often use
subliminal messaging in our marketing to deceive customers into purchasing
our products, but we’ve now extended our technology to infiltrate deeper into
your mind. When wearing our swimwear, we can alter your brain signals so if
you thought you were going to swim freestyle, we would make you swim
butterfly. Thought you’d swim some backstroke? Sorry, we’ll make you do
breaststroke. Planning some dryland stretching in your funkys before
training? Nup, we’ll have you pecking around pool deck like a chicken. |