A long time ago
in a galaxy far, far away, the dark side dominated every dual-in-the-pool
competition, until a young swim star emerged for the beleaguered resistance.
Wearing swimwear that harnessed mystical powers to separate the water in the
lane, the young jedi dived in and sliced through the water and carved a path
to victory, and then carved the swimwear clean off the storm troopers as they
exited the pool. |